It wears a Christmas hat made of intestines.
Santa is a red statue on Rudolph's back inside a transparent bag of blood and human organs that are said to still be functional. According to encyclopedia entries, it also has a hole in its stomach. Rudolph has bloodshot, bulging eyes crudely stitched onto its face, a white beard, a round nose, and lipless teeth. Its body is made of red, white, and green materials sloppily stitched together, and it wears two collars of Christmas lights with red, green, and yellow bulbs. Rudolph is a hornless reindeer with a long neck, black hooves, bulbous ears, and silver shackles chaining its legs together.
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